Haiku Ambulance

I am very unsure about these.

A lot of me hates them very much.

The rest of me wants to secretly put them on and wear them inside all day in a bathing suit and the biggest hat I can find and listen to Carly Simon and smoke Virginia Slims Menthol 100′s.

Oh, Jeffrey.

My lovely boss’ lovely son made me a lovely Valentine. Complete with a Pixie Stix.

I’m feeling very loved today.