Haiku Ambulance

Soo…..

Kind of an odd day so far, but I won’t jump to any conclusions.

Perhaps things will iron out and make more sense by the afternoon.

Let’s hope so.

But on a completely unrelated note, I have a tiny rant for you this Tuesday.

And it’s about these guys.

Being the absolute epitome of a child of the 90s I was raised on a strict diet of Full House.

I

was

obsessed.

I wanted to change my middle name to Michelle.

Live in San Fran (with all of my uncles?).

You get it.

I even vividly remember being in 2nd or 3rd grade and driving around with my poor Father who was subject to listen to Mary-Kate and Ashely’s cassette tapes while we garage sailed.

Sorry about that Dad.

I was their biggest fan.

And then the time came when we went our separate ways and I tried my hardest to disassociate from my Olsen-ridden past.

It worked for quite some time.

But today is the beginning of a life come Full (house) Circle.

Here I stand, in my Elizabeth and James flats.

I have lusted over many things in their line, but couldn’t afford a sneeze of it.

These were on super sale.

And they bring me much peace.

After all of these years, I am finally where I always wanted to be:

In the Olsen twins’ shoes.

Cut.

It.

Out.

Bottom Up:

Shoes: Elizabeth and James via shopbop

Dress: Thrifted

Lingerie Robe/House Coat: Thrifted (and knotted)

Belt: Thrifted

Ring: Erin Wasson x Low Luv! (It finally fucking came!)

Hello Monday.

Thanks for letting the clouds hang out and cool things down.

Much appreciated.

Duncan agreed.

Clouds:

A+

See that smile?

That is one happy dude, folks.

With stinky breath.

And hey guess what?

This is my 4th of July outfit!

Finally!

Isn’t this romper just amazing? And obviously perfect for the 4th?

Thanks! I thought so, too.

Bottom Up:

Shoes: Jeffrey’s via Loris‘

Romper: Urban Outfitters (and it’s on sale right now!)

Cardi: TJMAXX

Scarf: Gift

* * *

Oh yeah, and we did see Inception.

And it was pretty flipping cool.

I would definitely recommend it.

Which I didn’t think I was going to say.

Mind changed.

Movie good.

Hulk smash.

Congratulations everybody:

we made it through the week.

And now we will be rewarded with glorious, sun-shiny weekends.

Or rainy weekends if that’s your preference.

Sometimes it’s mine.

I can’t even begin to describe the absolute delight that comes from wearing these pastel, seersucker confectionary shorts.

They are super soft.

Very light and good for the heat.

Pastel plaid seersucker.

Dear lord.

(I think they are meant for a child…)

I feel like a kid and a candy store.

Nice.

And I wore these shoes again.

They’re pretty perfect.

Even though they have a tiny toe box.

But it’s a short day today, so I will be fine.

Don’t worry.

UM- and anyone else’s significant others’ obsessing about Inception?

I’m so ridiculously out of the pop culture loop that I had to watch the trailer on iTunes to catch up with present times.

Eeeee….

But I think it’s in my immediate future. Seeing it, that is.

But I do love me some liquid butter, so that’s a plus.

(look, you can almost see the seersucker-ness!)

Bottom Up:

Shoes: Thrifted

Shorts: Thrifted

Belt: Thrifted

Tee: Thrifted

Blazer: UO

Shades: Thrifted

And with that friends, I bid you all the most unbelievably righteous weekends of your lives.

Man, this a pretty awesome day so far, too.

And tomorrow will be Friday.

Which is always amazing.

I thrifted these shorts yesterday.

They are an incredibly soft chambray.

You may get sick of seeing them.

But IIIIIIII won’t.

And I thought I would wear red again since it made me feel so awesome yesterday.

I feel like Christina has changed my mind about this color.

Or maybe I’m just piggy-backing on her revelations.

Does that make her a Messiah?

Or does it just make me that horrible woman from that Flannery O’Connor story?

Either way:

A+

I’m also feeling kind of antsy today.

Something needs to happen.

Or maybe something is happening already and I’m just not aware of it.

Or maybe I’m just losing my mind.

Either way:

A+

Bottom Up:

Shoes: Thrifted

Shorts: Thrifted

Tank: Thrifted

Blazer: Thrifted

Belt, Bag, Sunglasses: Also Thrifted

100% Thrifted!

WOW

Good Morning.

Hump Day.

I’m feeling quite good today.

Just all over.

I think it may be the skirt.

I’ve had this for about a month or more now and never worn it.

Well, I’ve tried it on a million times, but never committed.

Today, I committed.

And guess what?

It went over so well that I got asked on a date with this guy.

So mama’s gettin’ wined and dined tonight, folks.

Eeee!

There’s just something about this skirt that has held me back.

Is it the rick rack?

The bright redness?

I think perhaps both.

Somehow I feel like it’s a bit costumey, but I think that I was obviously being very silly about that.

Sometimes it takes a man to show you the beauty in a bright red skirt.

You can quote me on that.

Here, I’ll make it easy,

(quote)

Sometimes it takes

A man

To show you the beauty

In a bright, red

skirt.

(end quote)

That made me feel like William Carlos Williams.

What was I talking about?

Anyway….

Took a picture of my shoes today.

They’re gonna be super happy tomorrow when I tell them that they will be the only Jeffrey Campbell’s in my closet for but a week or so more.

Their siblings are being adopted.

I’m such a giver.

A philanthropist some may say.

Ah, to be me.

Bottom Up:

Jeffreys: Lorisshoes

Skirt: Thrifted

Dancers Onesie: Thrifted

Cardi: Forever21

Scarf: Thrifted